the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
tell me about the eggs
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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