So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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