who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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