I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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