yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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