so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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