We're like a lot better than the average bears
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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