I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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