she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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