Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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