Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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