Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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