in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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