carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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