Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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