now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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