i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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