who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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