Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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