I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i will never coherently bang her
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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