I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you had me at cake vodka
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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