At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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