there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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