All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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