I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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