this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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