I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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