Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I cockslap morals
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I wish i was in the wii world.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Congratulations! We have a period
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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