If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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