she was so not down for the gang bang
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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