forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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