Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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