All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The air taste purple.
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