then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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