Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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