I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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