Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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