he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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