I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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