spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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