I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
MIDGETS
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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