Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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