i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize