very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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