Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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