no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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