I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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