You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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