is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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