how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize