it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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