Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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