I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i now understand why vodka
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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