ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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