and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
