I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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