Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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