But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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